Archie’s Wife, The Guitar

You thought there wouldn't be an episode today, but this was an elaborate prank. You CAN actually listen to us talk about Chapter Five: Heart of Darkness! We discuss some iconic funeral outfits, some unrealistic career expectations for teens, and whether or not Cheryl and Veronica want to become girl best friends. Alix also takes Han on a journey into the lesbian Jughead controversy of 2017/2018, which is not a joke and is actually a real thing that happened in the fandom. I'm going to put like six different links about this on our twitter, I swear. 

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